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If we don't have an external navigation system of some kind, there is certainly no guarantee that we will return to this earth, allow by itself this time in advance of the marriage ceremony." --Hasufin "Your Y chromosome's showing." --Lyssa "Dammit, even my mom can get FIOS! Some of the greatest industry visits finish up in the morgue." --Orthaevelve "COBOL is the programming equal of huffing paint." --Hasufin "I'm not the qualified on how the Iraqi individuals feel, for the reason that I reside in America, chaturbats exactly where it really is awesome and protected and safe." --George W. Bush, 20040923 "This may well have been the geekiest bachelor's party in heritage. I fall short to see how existence or an absence of the toaster can make a distinction." --Sam Harris "I gotta get forward NOW to faux it tomorrow." --Lyssa "The dish washer is not a cat toy." --Cate "Beta-carotine is the only way I get any shade in my skin." --Bryce "The transmigration of souls is not supposed to involve Ethernet." --Hasufin "U-S-Bizzle? There will be bacon." --Bryce "People like things that make them chortle. I'm frightened that if I get the bottom off of your laptop, chains are going to shoot out of it." --Bryce "Steal the handles again and I'll kick your kitty ass." --Lyssa "I hate musicals.